I make stuff.

Cranky Pals:

Get your own handmade stuffed sideshow freak doll! Because you totally want one. You do.

You can order those and more at my Cranky Pals storefront, powered by the kind folks at Shopify. Please note: all toys are made by hand and therefore take two to three weeks to ship. But that just makes you like it more, right?

My Zazzle Shop:

I also design shirts and cards and whatnot, which you can find at my Zazzle shop. Especially the whatnot. Check out the customization options, just in case you wanted your name on something.

infant tee - rockin t-shirt
infant tee - rockin
Get this custom t-shirt at Zazzle