Monthly Archives: February 2008

if by carnie you mean carnivorous

February 28, 2008 – 6:49 pm

Had an unexpected attack of must eat flesh or I will die yesterday. After enjoying a spectacular medium-rare steak (Foreman Grill FTW!), I retired to the restroom, where – wouldn’t you know it? – I started my period. Iron cravings, anyone? I mention this primarily to illustrate that I appear to have gotten back in [...]

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ear, nose and throat

February 25, 2008 – 1:27 pm

Getting sick is stupid. I had all these grand plans for today, some of which involved the shopping for and buying of shoes (but most of which were work-related, as per usual), but now I’m sitting at home with a sore throat and an aching ear. You’d think, how nice, you get to go home [...]

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tattooed strippers for the win

February 18, 2008 – 10:37 am

I finally got to go to the Sinferno Cabaret at Dante’s last night, and I’d just like to say, if I wasn’t all flabby and lacking in any sense of rhythm, I would totally want to be a go-go dancer. Except that I would need more tattoos, obviously, and possibly some piercings. Oh, and I [...]

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in

February 16, 2008 – 8:56 pm

Tried to go out tonight. Seemed like such a good idea. Not So texted me (because we are like that, with the texting) to say that the friends we have in town wanted to go for dinner at 7:30. He went out and caroused with them last night, so it was totally my turn, but [...]

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I have the power, except when I don’t

February 12, 2008 – 10:34 am

Hi, I’m Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of…er, no.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I blow-dried my hair the other day. Big deal, you say – but what you don’t realize is that I haven’t actually blow-dried my hair the entire time we’ve lived in this apartment. So, like, eight months? And it’s [...]

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oh no? oh yes!

February 10, 2008 – 11:56 pm

It’s never good when you look at a picture of yourself and see an uncanny resemblance to Jocelyn Wildenstein.
In other news, the Wellbutrin seems to have quietly and unceremoniously gotten rid of my social anxiety. However, the “Metabolic Advantage” pills seem to have ramped my anxiety into high gear (and – possibly – pushed [...]

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better living through chemistry

February 7, 2008 – 1:00 pm

Yesterday I totally impulse-purchased this Naturalean Complete Day/Night Energizing Cleanse thing from Whole Foods, which promises to “Kick-start your diet in 7 days!” followed by an asterisk, which informs me, sotto voice, that this statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. I figured, why not? My diet is certainly in need [...]

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